I Sold Your Love On eBay

I Sold Your Love On eBay

You declared undying love, and then you walked on out the door
Refusing me, abusing me, I cried until my
Eyes were sore
How dare you betray me, you did me wrong, so wrong (so damn wrong)
We both knew that my sweet revenge
Would name you, shame you, blame you in one so righteous song

SO I SOLD YOUR LOVE ON EBAY
For a Buy-It-Now price
I SOLD YOURLOVE ON EBAY
And doesn’t it feel nice
With all that was left over
I had to start anew
SO I SOLD YOUR LOVE ON EBAY
To get rid of these memories of you

You bought me fancy favours, many brightly coloured things
Clothes and trips and luxuries and finally this
Diamond ring
And then you left, oh coward true, for someone else’s arms (someone else’s arms)
More the fool she must have been
For falling for your lying, dying, oh-so-trying evasive charms

They talk about just washing a man right out of your hair
But my extrication is more than this, it’s like you were never there
Just a tiny shadow flickering and now extinguished dead
I have only the taste of sweet relief, all alone in my double bed

SO I SOLD YOUR LOVE ON EBAY
For a Buy-It-Now price
I SOLD YOURLOVE ON EBAY
And doesn’t it feel nice
With all that was left over
I had to start anew
SO I SOLD YOUR LOVE ON EBAY
Now that I’m rid of you
Now that I’m rid of you
Now that I’m rid of you