Your beginnings were rough, by the side of the road, where you were dumped and left with your sister
You looked so vulnerable and scared when I drove you home, until you dove your head into Kel’s smelly slipper
An adorable Gumby: you’re sloppy, you’re clumsy, you stick your butt in the air
And then you roll right on over onto your shoulder, crash down on your side, grinning up from there

May your spirit stay as light and free as when you’re running on the beach
May love be all you ever learn ‘cause LOVE IS ALL YOU TEACH
LOVE IS ALL YOU TEACH

Oh, you keep yourself busy, throw things to catch them, your affection is on your own terms
You love to lie down in any skuzzy old puddle; you don’t even notice the dirt and the germs
You always want what we’re eating, you’re a little bit fussy, waiting for a McDonald’s drive thru
You still move like a puppy: if you’re going too quickly, your limbs lose control, they forget what to do

May your spirit stay as light and free as when you’re running on the beach
May love be all you ever learn ‘cause LOVE IS ALL YOU TEACH
LOVE IS ALL YOU...

Inhlanvi, swimming into my heart (swimming into my heart), Inhlanvi, swimming into my heart (swimming into my heart)
Moopers Woopers, nincompoop-y! Blond bundle of joy, oh-oh!
Inhlanvi, swimming into my heart (swimming into my heart), Inhlanvi, swimming into my heart (swimming into my heart)
Super duper Mr Moopey! Lucky puppy, our boy, oh-oh!

You have a heart full of happy, you take it where you find it, basking in any sunbeam
Or roaming on the sand with your waggy-tailed friends, then you lie in the surf and you start to dream
You paw to remind me when your buddies are there: Melinda and Larry and Frederic
But most of all, you’re in love with Kel: the Robin to his Batman, his inseparable sidekick

Inhlanvi…May your spirit stay as light and free as when you’re running on the beach
Inhlanvi…May love be all you ever learn ‘cause LOVE IS ALL YOU TEACH
Inhlanvi…May your spirit stay as light and free as when you’re running on the beach
Inhlanvi…May love be all you ever learn ‘cause LOVE IS ALL YOU
LOVE IS ALL YOU, LOVE IS ALL YOU TEACH
Inhlanvi, swimming into my heart, Inhlanvi, swimming into my heart